How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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