If i come over, it means nothing
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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