So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize