addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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