So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize