at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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