"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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