Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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