so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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