Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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