i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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