Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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