if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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