I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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