A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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