when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize
