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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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