love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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