Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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