He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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