my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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