okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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