i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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