spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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