So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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