Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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