Sponge bath it is.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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