It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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