Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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