When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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