This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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