if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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