i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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