Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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