would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
third nipple confirmed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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