Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize