we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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