I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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