We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize