nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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