Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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