She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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