Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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