I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i believe in u and ur pee
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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