office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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