Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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