i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
