lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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