Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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