awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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