sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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