I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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