she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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