2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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