You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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