It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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