Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
